M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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