bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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