I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
