Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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