My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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