There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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