We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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