It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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