grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
be right there i have to get my cape
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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