If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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