I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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