S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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