Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
