I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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