Are we in a gay sports bar?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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