If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
you will always have a special place in my vag
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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