what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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