i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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