There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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