It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i think i have two assholes
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Randomize
