Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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