I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
