That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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