i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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