Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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