Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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