so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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