I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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