I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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