i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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