we have officially lost it.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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