You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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