So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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