i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
third nipple confirmed
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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