i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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