Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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