So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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