I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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