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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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