yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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