But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Vodka?
Forever.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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