i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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