I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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