There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Please don't give away my fajitas
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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