grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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