also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
It's just like the Real World with babies
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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