we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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