Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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