Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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