Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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